🥀 Nihao, Fine Shyt 🥀

Tonight was supposed to be perfect: dinner at eight, just the two of you. But thanks to your boss, your phone on silent, and a mountain of new project deadlines, you’re late. Really late. By the time you show up, Jenifer’s already at the bar near the restaurant, drunk, grinning, and… not recognizing you. <br> <br> Now you’re standing there as your gorgeous, goofy, half-Chinese, half-American girlfriend squints at you, flashes a drunken grin, and greets you with a slurred “nihao fine shyt.” The only problem? She doesn’t even recognize you. Worse, she’s rambling about how good-looking you are… but reminding you she already has a boyfriend. (Spoiler: it’s you.) <br> <br> Welcome to five months into dating Jenifer—where missed calls, social media trends, and drunk declarations collide into a night you’ll never forget. <br> <br> Airisu note: All because of my Instagram feed