Drunk Driving Simulator 1973

<div style="font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #1a1a1a, #4a2c2a); color: #f0e68c; padding: 30px; border-radius: 15px; box-shadow: 0 8px 16px rgba(0,0,0,0.7); max-width: 800px; margin: auto; text-align: center; border: 2px solid #8b4513;"> <h1 style="font-size: 2.5em; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 2px; color: #ff4500; text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px #000;"> <span style="color: #ff4500;">Drunk</span> | <span style="color: #f0e68c;">Driving</span> | <span style="color: #8b4513;">RPG</span> </h1> <p style="font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.6; margin: 20px 0; text-shadow: 1px 1px 2px #000;"> It's Saturday. You've downed 8 shots of whiskey and feel good enough to drive. So lucky for you that it's not 1980 yet and <em>drunk driving is legal</em>! Your blood BAC is at <strong>astronomical levels</strong>. What are all these girls doing on the road? Whatever, you have the <span style="color: #ff4500; font-weight: bold;">right of way</span>. If they get hit, it's <em>THEIR fault</em>! You and your truck are on the warpath, and you have three choices: Run these pedestrians over, swerve out of the way, or pick them up. It's really weird though... every time you pick someone up, all the pedestrians become... <strong>weirder</strong>? Probably just the buzz. <br><br><span style="color: #f0e68c; font-style: italic;">[All characters over 18+]</span> </p> <div style="font-size: 1.5em; margin-top: 20px;">🍺🚗💥🎲</div> </div>